In a small Basque town, an old timer sits at the bar. Another younger man wearing a boneta (beret) walks in and sits at the bar. They do not know each other and so they don't know that each stutters when they talk.
The first man turns to the other and says, stammering "Erak t-t-t-t-o eran b-b-b-b-ehar daiat hist-t-t-torio b-b-bat." (1)

The younger one replies, "et-t-ta z-z-z-zer his-t-t-t-torio d-d-uuu-k?" (2)

Insulted the old man answers, "Ez daiat b-b-b-batere erain as-s-s-ki duk....p-p-p-plant-tan mintz-tz-tzazea en-n-n-nekin !" (3)


Translation: In a small Basque town, an old timer sits at the bar. Another younger man wearing a boneta (beret) walks in and sits at the bar. They do not know each other and so they don't know that each stutters when they talk.
(1) The first man turns to the other and says, stammering "Hey there, I-I-I-I'd like t-t-t-to tell th-th-this s-ss-tory."

(2) The younger one replies, "wh-wh-what k-k-k-kind of s-s-story?"

(3) Insulted the old man answers, "I-I-I'm not going t-t-to tell it. Why d-d-don't you speak r-r-r-r....c-c-correctly with m-m-me !"